First paragraph of a Romney fundraising letter I received recently:

I am running for President of the United States and because you are one of America’s most notable Republicans, I want to personally let you know why.

(I’m not.)

This is the title of a real Wikipedia article:

“List of Puerto Ricans”

Oh, Wikipedia, how did we ever get along without you?  (Oh, the things I find doing research for work…)

From an actual unsolicited e-mail solicitation:


I’ve had the privilege of meeting thousands of you in your diners, town halls, and homes as I travel from state to state. I wish there were more hours in the day to spend more time with each and every one of you.

That’s why I wanted to grab a bite with a supporter like you to hear your questions and thoughts on how to fix this country.   Read the rest of this entry »