First paragraph of a Romney fundraising letter I received recently:
I am running for President of the United States and because you are one of America’s most notable Republicans, I want to personally let you know why.
(I’m not.)
When We Pool All Our Knowledge…
April 20, 2012
This is the title of a real Wikipedia article:
Oh, Wikipedia, how did we ever get along without you? (Oh, the things I find doing research for work…)
Romney May Already Be a Winner!
December 4, 2011
From an actual unsolicited e-mail solicitation:
[Chillingworth],
I’ve had the privilege of meeting thousands of you in your diners, town halls, and homes as I travel from state to state. I wish there were more hours in the day to spend more time with each and every one of you.
That’s why I wanted to grab a bite with a supporter like you to hear your questions and thoughts on how to fix this country. Read the rest of this entry »