“Weakley County, Tennessee: Beautiful Since 1823″

“Welcome to the Western District of Louisiana Internet.”

“We are regularly out on the web.”

“It is recommended that you obtain legal council for probate matters as law from giving legal advice on probate matters prohibits this office.”

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“What’s New !!!!”

(Guys in suits sit on table, dangle their legs.)

An “archived news release” from 1997:

“Governmentwide Electronic Messaging Survey Results Point to Bright Future for E-Mail”

“We appreciate your interest in the Secretary of Education’s Commission on Opportunity in Athletics. The Commission office closed as of March 15, 2003, and we are no longer accepting correspondence.”

“‘Jersey Fresh – as Fresh as Fresh Gets,’ is the slogan for the Jersey Fresh branding and promotion program. It promises consumers that the product is the freshest it can be.”

“The Division of Marketing and Development is authorized by the Milk Control Act State of New Jersey to effectuate the orderly flow of milk from the farm to the consumer.”

“Submit thirty-five (35) copies of the application forms and all required documentation . . . .”