A Helpful Suggestion

From the voluminous paperwork I have to fill out for my new job:

“Except for the limited use permitted above, Company Systems are not to be used to access chat groups, news groups, bulletin boards, etc. that are non-business related.  Employees are to obtain their own individual Internet address (e.g. through AOL or CompuServe) for such use.”

I never thought of it that way, Dad!

From study materials on contract law:

“Once buyer accepts, it is too late for buyer to reject.”