‘To a Jeweler’

January 25, 2015

Mad Magazine: To a Jeweler

Found in an old Mad Magazine (1971, No. 147):

Young, happy couples, hand in hand,
Once strolled into your shop;

How sad and lonely you must feel
To see their visits stop;

And now your diamonds sit unsold
Despite appeals impassioned;

For, after all, who needs a ring
When marriage is old-fashioned?

One Response to “‘To a Jeweler’”

  1. Will S. Says:

    Reblogged this on Will S.' Sunny Side Blog and commented:

    (BTW, diamond engagement rings are a scam, anyway.)

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