Today’s Round-up of Unintentionally Funny Government Prose

April 16, 2011

“‘Jersey Fresh – as Fresh as Fresh Gets,’ is the slogan for the Jersey Fresh branding and promotion program. It promises consumers that the product is the freshest it can be.”

“The Division of Marketing and Development is authorized by the Milk Control Act State of New Jersey to effectuate the orderly flow of milk from the farm to the consumer.”

“Submit thirty-five (35) copies of the application forms and all required documentation . . . .”

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