A Thousand Whatevers

October 24, 2010

In this special pictorial edition of “Good Lines”, I post some things I saw and thought were funny and have been meaning to post.

Please Prepay in Advance

baby in a box

Coated with the durable nonstick.

ThisĀ are my most favorite kind of the nonstick.

Never leave unattended

4 Responses to “A Thousand Whatevers”

  1. rufus Says:

    I don’t get # 4. Why is that funny?

    • I thought it was melodramatic, over the top, like the more “realistic” airline safety instructions in Fight Club that show people panicking and dying in the event of an emergency. Also, the diagonal line striking through a picture generally indicates what I shouldn’t do (“no smoking” accompanies a crossed-out smoking cigarette, etc.), but it’s difficult directly to depict my leaving a skillet unattended; so the picture is of an enormous fire in a skillet instead. The caption should perhaps read “NO ENORMOUS FIRES”.

  2. rufus Says:

    Not funny.

  3. Will S. Says:

    Reblogged this on Will S.' Sunny Side Blog.

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