So Far

Favorite incorrect answer on a practice test:

“. . .  In this suit, the court will probably rule in favor of
“. . .
“D. Magenta, because radon exposure is limited to basement areas, which, by their very nature, cannot move in interstate commerce.”

Favorite self-contradictory explanatory label:

“Model Answer:
“(The following answer was selected for publication because it was one of the better answers written at the exam. It is not a model answer, and it is not necessarily complete or correct in every respect.)”

Maybe Someday

From practice materials in a test-prep course I’m taking:

“Answer choice B is incorrect because baseball is not a government activity.”